Monday, October 16, 2023

GENERAL GUIDELINES FOR NAVIGATING LIFE IN THE AWFUL MODERN ERA/SHIT YOU SHOULD KEEP IN MIND

 

1. sex is a competition and the first person to reach orgasm is the loser


2. There’s so much information out there you could make the case for almost fucking anything anymore, and there’s so many morons out there that no matter what you say someone will come out of the wood-works to call you reasonable.


3. irony is a crutch for humor, it relies on other peoples knowledge. If you want to be funny, practice on making jokes that land regardless of the knowledge of the individual. Most people are too busy trying to not-die to be able to know half as much about the world as assholes like us do.


4. these days we’re afforded the ability to choose our own propaganda. Another tool of capitalism that keeps us pathetic. If you ever hear someone on a screen telling you exactly what you want to hear, stop and think about it for a second. Someone somewhere benefits from your continued belief in this shit.


5. Cynicism and Nihilism are poisonous philosophies that trick you into thinking they are the reasonable answer to everything. They make a ton of sense on the surface but are actually the easy, simple pill to swallow. The most vain and surface level looks at reality. It’s okay to be a bit nihilistic and cynical, but you need to constantly be on the watch and control of that shit.


6. The individual should have as many civil liberties and freedoms as possible, without putting others in significant danger. The individual and the group are equally important.


7. America is a nation of band-aiding over issues, and letting wealthy institutions and individuals subvert democracy


8. beliefs should not be worn on your shoulder.

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