PREFACE: something something old something something stream of consciousness something something i wrote it a trillion years ago at the dawn of time. also im not editing it because im lazy
I’m
going into this shit kinda fuckin annoyed. I heard some sick twisted
fuckers, No no let me re-phrase that; These fucking morons dm me and
tell me “hah Hah hey liam your artstyle kinda looks like the guys
from the fucking kid cudi movie aint that funny hah hah?” and I saw
a screenshot and was immediately taken up with a great, insecure,
anger at the screen shot in front of me. I felt a new burning god of
hatred in the back of my eyes spying this fucking thing.
I
noticed in the trailer for this movie A while ago seeing one of those
stupid bear art deco real life nft things that I remember seeing
another youtube video about 100 million years ago. They seem stupid
and I don’t like them and I’m not entirely sure why. I think
they’re on cereal boxes now or something but I could be falling
victim to the god of internet misinformation again. Maybe the stupid
art bare thing isnt bad and its just another way to get money without
really hurting too many people. I hate it and my intestines tell me
its bad.
Some
part of my guts hates the nice studio apartments. I mean it
reasonable and tracks, these are people who’re about to make it.
I’m
20 minutes and 4 seconds into this movies so far and it feels off
somehow. Like its close to me liking it but I don’t quite.
Something about the style feels dead and sterile and too clean but
also like it doesn’t jump over some hoop quite as far as it should.
It’s competently shot, edited, and animated but somethings holding
it back for me and I don’t know what.
Oh
shit we’re coming up to the scene that filled my guts with ice and
hatred and bullets and knives and fire and all that shit. This is the
scene that image one of the twats dmed me came from.
I
take it all back, I liked the mr rager nightmare sequence a lot. It
very much so appeals directly to my weak spot in the form of striking
ultra violence and surreality with a edgy noir tinge. I have this
knife in my gut thats still antagonised about the len scene but
whatever. I’m empty of thought and satisfied in the pleasure center
so I will truck on with the rest of the movie.
Wait,
wait wait a fucking minute, there’s this really cool camera shot
before we cut to the len scene, when jabari and his pet morons go out
partying. I liked that, it was good. I have this crippling paranoid
fear and minor delusion that the movie may be good and enjoyable. I
still have plenty of time to rip of kid cudis fuckig head though,
onwards into the breach.
Around
the 28 minute mark when jabari wakes up because his neighbors are
partying at like three am (I am surprised with myself that I fucking
noticed this) I just started fiddling around with one of the consumer
guilts on my desk in the form of the transformers kingdom/legacy
blaster action figure. I love him, he turns into a fucking boom box.
I hate this dumb shit with his hands though that kinda sucks. When
transformers are designed, not all the parts are cast out of the same
plastic. They have a few different molds that have the plastics
poured in, then the little fuckers are cut out and stuck together to
make the whole fucking thing. I bring this up because Blaster didn’t
come by himself, He came with a little dude called Eject, and he’s
cast almost completely out of fucking blue clear plastic, like some
other plastic on this guy. Mother fucking hmmmmmmm….
Clear
plastic sucks 99% of the time if its used in the wrong way on a toy
because its so fucking brittle and weak, if you have a toy that has
clear plastic joints you wanna play easy with that shit because you
will fucking break it eventually. Its usually fine if its say, an
insert on sturdier plastic or some shit like that.
So
this guy, james or brandon, or william or tanner or tristen or blake
or roger or whatever his fucking name is he’s a twat. Hes the guy
thats supposed to be like the middle aged white suburbs soccer mom
kind of racist. Kid cudi really likes this girl minnow or something.
Wait
wait I gotta dial it back a little bit further, kid cudi wakes up
because his neighbors are partying or something and then he goes over
there to tell them to shut the fuck up then he gets hardcore pussy
whipped by meadow when she appears on screen. Wait wait wait I just
remembered that in the beginning of kid cudi movie she sees him bring
in his ugly art bear thing.
This
next scene starts up and as soon as I see the chicks face with like
the yellow background I immediately know kid cudi is fucking jerkin
off and then in literally 3 seconds my premonition of the future is
rewarded with jabari jerkin, but he doesn’t finish because god
hates him and fate makes meadow fucking knock on his door and he’s
just trying to hide his boner. But like he fucking, dude he fucking
has a fucking wood and he just full on opens the door like he doesn’t
care if anyone sees his fucking shit and then course corects ONLY
because he fucking realises who it is. What if you knocked on kid
cudis door and he fucking greeted you with a boner and a warm hand
shake. Its fucking powerful. Kid cudi might me and unstoppable
fucking cosmic social apex predator of some sort, some kind of
fucking inter dimensional psychopath.
This
is fucking horse shit I fucking hate this bitch I wanna rip her
intestines out with a fucking hand saw. My fucking guy is being
fucking- ooooh this is fucking bullshit. So like, earlier when guys
at the fucking instagram ass comic place some fucking dork names like
len walks in and says like “woah woah woah bro, like edgy cool
action guy thats nice and all haha buddy pal but errrr thats kinda
like mmmmm not what we do here haha” and like kid cudi kinda takes
it to heart and now when we see the mr rager character he’s got a
white suit on. Like hes still cool but he’s been compramised by
some fucking guys opinion/ the fucking company bullshit he deals
with.
I
got board of watching the movie. Recently I’ve been playing
terraria with one of my farthest enemies, my good pal cleffa. Really
funny guy
I
played terraria a lot when I was younger on the xbox 360. I remember
It’s
been teo or three days, I got board of entergalactic and decided to
watch 2021’s censor. Its like a british thriller flick.
I
REALLY liked censor. The twist at the end combined with the mostly
solid cinematography won me over. Just a really good horror thriller.
I enjoyed this movie more so then anything else I might be talking
about in this period of time where you are listening to me.